Archive | June, 2016

the Next Presidents of this Our sovereign United States of America?

7 Jun
	"May I Present to You, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Next Presidents of This Our Sovereign United States of America..."
ugly-men
I can hear Trump right now in some classy suite. He slides over on the leather couch leans very close next to the gentleman on his right and whispers in his ear and says "Joey. Hey Joey...You think I don't know you want to bang my wife? You think? Hey Joey. Listen Joey. My eyes got eyes Joey. My eyes got eyes Joey. Ah...ah...ah. Let me speak (pregnant pause) Don? Hey Don? Yeah get this bum out of here! Bye Joey. Hello to the wife Joey. And the kids Joey. The kids!